The Portland Radio Authority

On tonight's Fifty-Seventh Edition of Weekends With The Wizard:

Enough of this godforsaken spoken-word bollocks. Time for some cheesy cover-song bollocks instead.

These Foolish Things; Another Time, Another Place; Let's Stick Together; In Your Mind; The Bride Stripped Bare: the first five solo albums of Bryan Ferry, late and occasionally not late of Roxy Music. 1973-1978. Strange covers and stranger originals, all entrancing in one way or another.

And all, of course, impeccably coiffured.